Smallzy points the finger at Ricki-Lee, Tim & Joel as ‘toenail gate’ takes over the Nova office

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This week, Ricki-Lee, Tim & Joel were forced to defend themselves from allegations levelled at them by Smallzy, after a single toenail was found in the Nova hallway  … right outside the Drive team’s office.

Explaining this shocking discovery, Smallzy said “I was walking past Ricki-Lee, Tim and Joel’s office. What do I see? Somebody has ripped their toenail off and left it on the carpet. I don’t think it’s Ricki-Lee’s toenail. It wasn’t giving feminine energy, but it also didn’t look masculine enough to be a man’s toenail. Trust me when I say this, we’ll commence a full investigation to find out whose toenail that is.”

The Drive show team took umbrage at any suggestion it belonged to one of them!

Joel: We have been defamed! Framed and dragged through the mud.

Ricki-Lee: We’ve been slandered.

Tim: Look I’m a barefoot crusader at home. I love it. Sometimes even walk to the shop with no shoe on. But in here at work, my foot is never out of a sock.

Smallzy: Well, there is one among us. I’m close to asking for the security camera footage

Suffice to say … the mystery continues.

Ricki-Lee, Tim & Joel can be heard from 4pm – 6pm on Nova. Listeners can stream the show live or catch up with the daily podcast by downloading the Nova Player.

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