Kyle & Jackie O launch Most Beautiful Penis Pageant
Kyle Sandilands has been successful in his ongoing bid to broadcast a competition which seeks to find and reward Sydney’s most beautiful penis.
Sandilands has been agitating for the competition for some time, however faced road blocks from within the Australian Radio Network (ARN) which owns KIIS 106.5.
This morning, however, he announced that the competition would go ahead from Monday.
To circumvent the risk of images being used without consent, wannabe winners will instead have to describe their appendage via a form on the KIIS website.
Then each day next week, one finalist will come in to chat to the show. A winner will be announced the following Monday (May 17).
Sandilands said the on-air duo would judge the penises, however the body to which they are attached would be hidden, so that the judges aren’t distracted by their overall attractiveness (or lack thereof).
Entrants must be over 21 years old.
Videos and pictures of the event will have explicit content pixelated.
The competition’s terms and conditions note that in addition to penis appearance, contestants will be chosen if they “are consistent with the station’s style of irreverence and humour” and based on their “personality, authenticity, uniqueness, heartwarming etc.”
A major prize of $1,000 and some penis paraphernalia is up for grabs.
Sandilands said getting the competition across the line, and passed the station ‘Rat’ – “absolute crusher of dreams” – was “the greatest day of his life”.
“This must be what Trump felt like when he came up with the Miss Universe pageant,” he said.
He stressed the competition is for the enjoyment of women and gay men, and unlike other competitions did not objectify women.
Sandilands has previously clashed with Radio Today over its coverage of the proposed pageant.