Kyle & Jackie O wrap up Most Beautiful Penis Pageant & crown winner

The Kyle & Jackie O Show has wrapped up its controversial Most Beautiful Penis Pageant, crowning a winner and taking some final pot shots at those who tried to prevent the contest from happening.

Co-host Kyle Sandilands, the key force behind the pageant, hit out at the “fun police” and “losers” who scaled the competition back, putting terms and conditions, as well as safety precautions in place.

He suggested he’d wanted blind people to come in and touch the finalists’ penises to help crown the winner “but the fun police said no”.

“We need to get rid of that fun police lady,” he said. “I think she came here from the Commonwealth Bank”.

The shows producers’ noted the competition had been a bit of a “kerfuffle” and that it was difficult to round up contestants in such a short space of time.

You can listen to the final round of the competition, including judges’ deliberations and the winner reveal, below.